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"Dogs are our link to paradise.
They don't know evil or jealousy
or discontent. To sit with a dog
on a hillside on a glorious
afternoon is to be back in Eden,
where doing nothing was not boring-
-it was peace."
-- Milan Kundera
A dog thinks:
Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm,
dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be gods!
A cat thinks:
Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm,
dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a god!
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they
went."
- Unknown
"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has
ever made"
- M. Facklam
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people,
who are
incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate."
- Sigmund
Freud
"The reason a dog as so many friends is that he wags his tail instead
of his tongue."
- Anonymous
"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of
late-breaking
dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued
in the
next yard."
- Dave Barry
"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
-
Franklin
P. Jones
"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - Unknown
"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water
bowl."
- Penny Ward Moser
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three
times before lying down."
- Robert Benchley
"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
absolutely certain that that he can hold his own in the conversation."
-
Fran
Lebowitz
"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
cult."
- Rita Rudner
"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money."
- Joe Weinstein
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
wonderful."
- Ann Landers
"In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone
should have
a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him."
Dereke Bruce
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."
-Ben
Williams
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
himself."
- Josh Billings
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person."
- Andrew A.
Rooney
"Whoever said you can't buy happiness forgot about puppies." - Gene
Hill
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a
dog, it's too dark to read."
- Groucho Marx
"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of
dogs."
-Aldous Huxley, 1894, English Novelist
"Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think
that's how dogs spend their lives."
- Sue Murphy
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves."
- August Strindberg
"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow.
They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!"
- Anne Tyler
"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have
known
will go to heaven, and very, very few persons."
- James Thurber
"You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person
with pets."
- Nora Ephron
"Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your
dog would go in."
- Mark Twain
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax
and get used to the idea."
- Robert A. Heinlein
"Of all the things I miss from veterinary practice, puppy breath is one
of the most fond memories!"
- Dr. Tom Cat
Compiled by Bob Snare
rcdeagle@ix.netcom.com
"He is your friend, Your partner,
Your defender, Your dog.
You are his life, His love, His leader.
He will be yours, faithful and true,
To the last beat of his heart.
You owe it to him to be worthy
of such devotion."
Unknown
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