Doggone Funny

Have you ever wondered what truly goes through a dog's mind? Are you like millions who have searched for the reasons why dogs do what they do? Well look no further. Following are some amazing insights directly from the mind of your dog.

I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with this long-rotten squirrel.

I lie belly-up In the sunshine,
happier than you ever will be.

Today I sniffed many dog behinds
I celebrate by kissing your face.

I sound the alarm!
Paper boy -- come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I sound the alarm!
Garbage man -- come to kill us all
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!

I lift my leg and whiz on each bush. Hello, Spot
Sniff this and weep

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as my hairs on the rug.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have made a puddle

I hate my choke chain
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

Sleeping here, my chin On your foot
no greater bliss -- well,
Maybe catching rats

Look in my eyes and Deny it.
No human could love you as much I do

The cat is not all Bad.
She fills the litter box with Tootsie Rolls.

Dig under fence -- why?
Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there.

I am your best friend.
Now, always, and especially when you are eating.